You Are Not the Flight Instructor?
A photographer from a well-known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at yellowstone was assigned to cover the fires at yellowstone national park. The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze.
When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from groud level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air. His request was approved and arrangements were made. He was told to report to nearby airport where a plane would be waiting for him.
He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped in with his bag and shouted, “let’s go!” The pilot swung the little plane into the wind, and within munutes they were in the air.
The photographer said, “ Fly over the park and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures.”“Why？” asked the pilot.” Because I am a photographer,” he responded,”and photographers take photographs.”
The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he stammered,”You mean yuou’re not the flight instructor?”
你不是飛行教員？
全國有名的某雜志的一個攝影記者被指派到黃石公園，拍攝那里的火災情景，以進行全面報道。雜志社想要把消防人員在熊熊烈火中英勇滅火的情景展現在人們眼前。
攝影記者來到黃石公園時，他發現煙霧太濃，嚴重妨礙了從地面拍攝，或者說從地面拍攝是根本不可能的。他請求允許他租用一架飛機，從空中拍一些照片。他的請求獲得了批準，有關部門對此做了安排。他被告知到附近機場報到，有一架飛機在等他。
他來到機場看到一架飛機在登機門附近預熱，于是便拎著他的包跳上飛機，大聲喊道：“咱們走！”飛行員迎著風搖搖晃晃地駕駛著那架小飛機幾分鐘后，他們就飛到了空中。
攝影記者說：“飛到公園上空，在那兒低空飛行兩三圈，我好拍一些照片。“為什么？”飛行員問道。“因為我是攝影記者，攝影記者的工作就是拍照。”攝影記者回答道。
飛行員沉默了一會兒，終于結結巴巴地說出話來：‘你的意思是說你不是飛行教員？”
