他太老了
一位93歲高齡的老頭娶了一位比他小很多的年輕女人后去看醫(yī)生，他宣布說他們想要一個(gè)小寶寶。
“讓我給您講個(gè)故事吧，”醫(yī)生說道：“有一位非常健忘的人去打獵，他抓起了一把雨傘錯(cuò)把它當(dāng)成了槍。突然，一頭獅子向他撲來，他就用傘對(duì)準(zhǔn)獅子了，一槍將獅子當(dāng)場(chǎng)打死了。”
“不可能！”老頭兒驚叫道：‘肯定有人從旁邊打了一槍。”
“正是如此。”醫(yī)生答道。
He Is Too Old
After marrying a much younger woman, a 93year-old man visited his doctor and announed they were expecting a baby.
“ Let me tell you a story,” said the doctor,” An absentminded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he picked up an umbrella. Suddenly a lion charged him. Pointing his unmrella t the loin, he shot and killed the animal on the spot.”
“ Immossible exclaimed the old man.” Sameboby must have shot from the side!’
“ Exactly.” replied the doctor.
