婚戀幽默
The newlyweds had just sneaked off to a honeymoon resort. After dinner the groom got into bed, but the bride pulled up a chair and sat gazing out of the window at the stars.
“ Aren’t you coming to bed?” her husband asked.
“No,” she replied。“Mother told me this would be the most beautiful night of my life, and I’m not going to miss a minute of it.”
盡享夜色
一對新婚夫婦沒告訴任何人悄悄地來到了蜜月勝地。晚飯后，新郎就上了床，而新娘卻拿把椅子坐了下來，望著窗外的星空。
“你不想上床睡覺嗎？”丈夫問道。
“不。”她回答說，“媽媽說今晚是我一生中最美妙的一個夜晚，我不想錯過每一分鐘。”
