Talking Dog
A man tried to sell his neighbor a new dog. “Thisa is a taliking dog,” he said,” And you can have him for £ 5.”
“Who do you think you’re kidding with this talking dog stuff?” said the neighbor. “ There’s no such animal.”
Suddenly the dog looked up with tears in his eyes.” Please buy me, sir,” he pleased. “This man is cruel. He never buys me a meal. Never bathes me, never takes me for a walk. I used to be the richest trick dog in Asia. I performed bebore kings. I was in the army and were decorated 10 times.”
“ Hey!” said the neighbor.: He can talk. Why sell him for just£5?”
“Because,” said the seller,”I’m getting tired of all his damn lies.”
會說話的狗
有人賣給鄰居一條狗，并聲稱這條狗會說話，要價5英鎊。“別開玩笑了，‘鄰居根本不信，”哪里有會說話的狗？”
這時候只見那條狗淚眼汪汪，懇求地說道：“先生，請把我買下吧。這個人太殘忍了，他從不喂我、從不給我洗澡，從不帶我去散步。我曾是全亞洲最為富有的花樣選手，曾為眾多車王表演絕活。我還曾參軍入伍，并10次受勛。”
鄰居驚異萬分，“真是祉了。不過你怎么5英鎊就賣了呢？”：因為我已經聽夠了它的謊言！“那人答道。
