The Wrong Leg!
A man comes to after a serious ampitation of his leg.
The doctor comes to him and says,:” I have some good news and some bad news, which would you like first?”
The man says,“ Give me the bad news first!”
The doctor say,” I am terribly sorry.We amputated the wrong leg!”
The man says,” OH MY GOD! What could be good mnews after that?”
The doctor says,” The eguy in the next bed wants to buy your shoes!”
好腿被截
一男子做完腿部高位截肢手術后醒了過來。
醫生來到他身旁，對他說：“我有一個好消息和一個壞消息，你想先聽哪個？”
這個男子說：“先聽壞消息。”
醫生說：“我很抱歉，我們剛鋸下來的是您好的好腿。”
噢，天哪！“這個男子說：”那好消息又能是什么呢？“醫生說：”旁邊床上的家伙想買你的鞋！”
