動(dòng)物幽默
The Rabbit’s Dissertation
One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hold in the ground to enjoy the weather. The day was so nice that the rabbit became careless, so a fox sneaked up to her and caught her.
I am going to eat you for luch!” said the fox.
“Wait!” replied the rabbit, “You should at least wait a few days.”
“Oh, yeah? Why should I wait?”
“Ha, that’s a stupid excuse. What is the little of your thesis anyway?”
“ I am writing my thesis on’The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.’”
“Are you crazy? I should eat you right now! Everyboby knows that a fox will always win over a rabbit.”
“Not really, not according to my research. If you like, you can come to my hole and read it for yourself. If you are not convinced, you can go ahead and have me for lunch.”
“ You are really crazy! But since the fox was curious and nothing to lose, he went with the rabbit into her hole. The never came back out.
A few days later, the rabbit was again taking a break from writing. A wolf came out of the bushes and seized hr. Surely enough he was ready to eat her.
“What!” yelled the rabbit, “ You cannot eat me right now.”
“And why night that be, you fuzzy appetizer?”
“ I have almost finished writing my Ph. D. thesis on ‘The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.”
Ther wolf laughed so hard that he almost lost his hold on the rabbit. “maybe I shou7ldn’t eat you, you really are sick in the head, you might have something contagious,” the wolf opined.
“Come and read for yourself, you can eat me after that if you disagree with my conclusions.” So the wolf went to the rabbit’s hole and never come out.
The rabbit finished her thesis and was out ceiebrating in the lettuce fields.
Another rabbit came by and asked,” What’s up? You seem to be very happy.”
“Congratulations! What is it about?”
“It is littled”’The Superiority Rabbits over Forxes and Wolves.”
“Are you sure? That doesn’t sound right.”
“Oh yes, you should come over and read it for youself.”
So they went together to the rabbit’s hole. As they went in , the friend saw a typical graduate student abode, albeit a rather messy one after writing a thesis. The computer with the controversial dissertation was in one comer, on the right there was a pile of fox bones, on the left was a pile of wolf bones, and in the middle was a large lip-lick-ing lion.
So the title of your dissertation doesn’t matter, All that matters is who your thesis advisor is.
兔子的博士論文
一天，陽(yáng)光明媚。一只兔子從窩中鉆出來(lái)，心情地享受這美好的陽(yáng)光。天氣真是太好了，兔子慢慢地放松了警惕。一只狐貍偷偷地靠近了她，把她抓住了。
“我要把你當(dāng)作午餐吃了”。狐貍說(shuō)。
‘等等！“鐵路局2回答道路，”至少，你應(yīng)該等上幾天。
“噢，是嗎？可為什么我要等幾天呢？”
“因?yàn)槲业?a href="http://www.www49663.com">英語(yǔ)培訓(xùn)學(xué)校的博士論文就快寫(xiě)完了。”“哈！這真是個(gè)愚蠢的借口。那你論文的題目是什么呢？”
“我的論文的題目是《論兔子比狐貍和狼強(qiáng)》。”
“你瘋了嗎？我應(yīng)該現(xiàn)在就把你吃了！每個(gè)人都知道狐貍總是比兔子強(qiáng)。”“根據(jù)我的調(diào)研，情況不是這樣的。如果你愿意，你可以到我的窩中一坐，親自讀我的論文。若我的論文不能說(shuō)服你，但憑你把我當(dāng)作你的午餐吃了。”
‘你真是瘋了！“但由于狐貍心中好奇，況且他也不會(huì)失去什么，所以便隨兔子到了她的窩中。從此狐貍再也沒(méi)從兔子窩中出來(lái)。
幾天后，兔子寫(xiě)累了又走出窩來(lái)稍作休息。一只狼從荊棘中躥出來(lái)，抓住了兔子。當(dāng)然，他也要把兔子吃掉。
“等等。”兔子大叫道，“你現(xiàn)在還不能把我吃掉！”
‘你能有什么理由不讓我吃嗎？你這只毛茸茸的開(kāi)胃點(diǎn)心。“
“我馬上就完成我的論文了，其題目是，論兔子比狐貍和狼強(qiáng)》。”
狼聽(tīng)了笑得差點(diǎn)讓兔子逃脫。“也許我真不應(yīng)該吃你，你的腦子的確有問(wèn)題，你有什么動(dòng)人的事情要說(shuō)嗎？狼說(shuō)道。
“到我窩中親自看看。若對(duì)我的結(jié)論有什么不同看法的話，你再吃掉我。”于是狼去了兔子的窩，從此他再也沒(méi)從兔窩中出來(lái)。
兔子完成了她的論文。她從窩中跑出來(lái)，在萵苣地中慶祝。
另一只兔子來(lái)到她的身旁問(wèn)道路：“什么事讓你看上去這么高興。”
“是的，我剛剛完成我的論文。”
“祝賀你呀！你的論文是關(guān)于什么的？”“我論文的題目是《兔子比狐貍和狼強(qiáng)》。”
“你確信嗎？這聽(tīng)起來(lái)好像不太對(duì)呀。”
“噢，當(dāng)然。你應(yīng)該到我的窩中親自讀一讀。”
于是他們一起到了那只兔子的窩中。盡管英語(yǔ)培訓(xùn)的論文寫(xiě)完后，這里還顯得十分雜亂，但這是一個(gè)典型的研究兔子的居所。儲(chǔ)存的那篇有爭(zhēng)議的論文的電腦擺放在居室的一角。在左邊是一堆狐貍的白骨，右邊是一堆狼的白骨，正中間是一只舔著嘴唇的大獅子。看來(lái)，你的論文的題目是什么并不重要，重要的是你論文的導(dǎo)師是誰(shuí)。
