The Wrong Leg!
A man comes to after a serious ampitation of his leg.
The doctor comes to him and says,:” I have some good news and some bad news, which would you like first?”
The man says,“ Give me the bad news first!”
The doctor say,” I am terribly sorry.We amputated the wrong leg!”
The man says,” OH MY GOD! What could be good mnews after that?”
The doctor says,” The eguy in the next bed wants to buy your shoes!”
好腿被截
一男子做完腿部高位截肢手術(shù)后醒了過來。
醫(yī)生來到他身旁，對(duì)他說：“我有一個(gè)好消息和一個(gè)壞消息，你想先聽哪個(gè)？”
這個(gè)男子說：“先聽壞消息。”
醫(yī)生說：“我很抱歉，我們剛鋸下來的是您好的好腿。”
噢，天哪！“這個(gè)男子說：”那好消息又能是什么呢？“醫(yī)生說：”旁邊床上的家伙想買你的鞋！”
