One winter morning, an employee explanined why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late.“It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two.”

The boss eyed him suspiciously. “Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?”

“I finally gave up,” he said, “and started for home.”

聰明的雇員

冬季的一天早晨，一個雇員解釋他為什么上班來晚了45分鐘：“地太滑了，我每向前走一步，就向后滑兩步。”

老板懷疑地看著他。“哦，是嗎？那你是怎么到這兒的？”

“最后，我決定不來上班了，”他說到，“然后轉(zhuǎn)身回家。”