Too Smelly To Fly
You may have heard that the flight of a passenger plane was delayed because of mechanical trouble, but recently passengers were left waiting in the departure lounge at Heathrow Airport for an hour because the pilot thought that the plane was too smelly.
Although British Airway has been experimenting with releasing odours into the air to make passengers feel better, nothing could prevent a pilot last week from better, nothing could prevent a pilot last week from announcing: this plane was too smelly to take passengers. The angry pilot ordered an emergency cleanup while the passengers were having to wait patiently to go to their desination. Glasgow.
太臭了以致無法飛行
你可能聽說過客機飛行因為機械故障而被延誤的，但最近一次旅客們滯留在希思羅機場的休息室中有一小時，卻是因為飛行員認為飛機太臭了。
雖然英國航空公司已經試驗過將臭味放到空氣中以便乘客感覺好一些，卻阻止不了一個飛行員于上周宣稱：這架飛機太臭了不能載客。氣憤的飛行員召集緊急清理工作，與此同時，乘客們不得不耐心地等待去目的地——格拉斯哥。
