College Wit
In one of our eastern college classes professor was unable to stayfor the class, so he placed a sign on the door which read as follows:” Professor Blank will be unable to meet his classes today”
Some college lad, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the “c” in the word”classes.”
The professor, noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, p\looked at the student, then at the sign with the “c” erased-calmly walked up and erased the “I” in “lasses,” looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.
大學(xué)校園里的智慧
我們東部學(xué)院班的一位教授不能上課。所以在門上貼了一張告示如下：“布朗克教授今天不能上課。”
讀了這個告示后，一些大學(xué)生認(rèn)為這是顯示自己的幽默感的機(jī)會，就走上去把“classes”中的“c”擦掉（這樣，告示就成了“布朗克教授今天不能見女朋友。”）
教授注意到笑聲，轉(zhuǎn)了一圈，走回來看著學(xué)生們，并看到告示上的”c”被擦掉了。他平靜地走上去把‘lasses”中的“l”擦掉（這樣，告示又成了“布朗克教授今天不能與驢子們見面”）。然后看著震驚的學(xué)生，走開了。
