Anchor And Storm
A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea-captain.
“What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?” Throw out an anchor, isr.”
“What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?”
“Throw out another anchor, sir.”
“And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do?” Throw out another anochor.”
“Hold on,” siad the Captain, “Where are you geeting all your anochors from?” From the same place you’re getting your storms, sir.”
貓和大浪
一個年輕的海軍院校學生被一位艦長攔住。“如果一個大浪打在右舷上你怎么辦?”拋錨,先生。”
“又一個大浪打過來你怎么辦”“再拋一只錨,先生。”
“如果另一個可怕的大浪跟著打過來,你怎么辦?”再拋一只錨。”
“等一下,”艦長說。“你從哪拿到那些錨?‘從與你得到大浪相同的地方,先生。”