A “beautiful” bride
The wedding ceremony had just concluded. The groom thrust his hand into his overalls pocket and asked the preacher what he owed him.
“In these parts, we don’t charge for this service,” the preacher replied,” But you may pay according to your bride’s beauty.”
The groom handed the preacher a dollar bill.
The pastor then raise the bride’s veil, took a look and dug into his own pocket.” Here’s fifty cents change.”
“漂亮”的新娘
婚禮剛剛結(jié)束。新郎把手伸到禮服的口袋里,問牧師他該付多少錢。“在這兒,我們的這種服務(wù)是免費(fèi)的”,神父回答,“不過他可以依據(jù)新娘胎的漂亮程度適當(dāng)?shù)亟o一些錢。”
于是,新郎遞給了牧師一美元。
牧師接過錢,揭開新娘的面紗端詳了一會兒,然后把手伸進(jìn)了自己的口袋里。“這是50美分的找錢。”