Composition
A teacher of English had an unusual way to instruct composition . As he called his class to order, the classroom burst open and in came a very attractive dark-haired woman. “mary.” The teacher cried, leaping up from the desk, “my darling!” then as a buss of conversation started up in the room, he led the young woman to the door and closed it behind him.
A few seconds later he came back in alone, “that’s the end of the story,” he announced, “now for our composition today, I want you to write the beginning and the middle.”
作文
一位英語培訓教師在用一種不同尋常的方法教作文。當他給學生們講授寫作方法時，突然教室的門開了，進來一位迷人的黑發女郎。“瑪麗”老師大叫道，從桌子邊跳過去，“瑪麗，親愛的！”之后屋開始了一場爭執，老師帶著年輕女人走到了門外，并把門在身后帶上。過了一會他獨自回來了。“這就是故事的結尾，”他宣言，“現在我們開始今天的作文課，我要你們把故事的開頭和過程寫下來。”
