Sleeping pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office , strolled in and said to his boss: “I didn’t have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.”
“That’s fine ,” roared the boss , “but where were you Monday and Tuesday?”
安眠藥
鮑勃晚上很難入眠。他去找醫生,醫生給他開了一些藥力特強的安眠藥。星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥片,睡得很好,醒來后才聽到鬧鐘聲。他從容不迫的到了辦公室,慢悠悠地進了辦公室,對老板說:“今天早上我很快就起床了。”“很好,”老班咆哮著,“那星期一和星期二你在哪里呢?”