Why Did Michelangelo Stay Unmarried?
米開朗基羅為何終身未娶?
紅人自畫像
我既是一個畫家、雕塑家、工程師、建筑師,還是一名詩人。著名的雕塑作品《大衛》就是我的杰作哦!說到這里大家一定都知道我是誰了——藝術家米開朗基羅。
I’m a painter, sculptor, engineer, architrct and poet. You know, the famous sculpture David is one of my great pieces. Now you must have known who I am—the artist Michelangelo.
超級訪問
大家都知道米開朗基羅是一個多才多藝的天才,但是他的性格卻很少有人了解,比如說,他竟然終身未娶!天才行事總是與眾不同,古古對這個天才實在是太好奇了,嘿嘿!看來還得親自去拜訪拜訪。
As we all know, Michelangelo was a versatile genius, but few people knew about his personality, like he never got married all his life. Why? It’s true geniuses tend to act differently. Gugu was so curious about this one that he decided a visit was necessary.
(G=Gugu M= Michelangelo)
G: Oh my greaet artist! How I admire your talents!
M: Thanks, Gugu! I think so, and I don’t think either Raphael or Leonardo da Vinci could surpass me.
G: Come on! Don’t tell me you're jealous…
M: Humph!
G: Which one was more important to you, art or marriage?
M: What a stupid question! Art is all my life.
G: Wow! I’m so impressed by your passion for art.
M: You see? I don’t have any time for love, or finding a wife, or having kids.
G: My! Not any woman is gonna fall in love with you like this.
M: I don't care. I’m not interested.
G: Ok, I got it.
M: What are you talking about?
G: I think I now know why you never get marrted.
古古:偉大的藝術家,我真欽佩您的才能啊!
米開朗基羅:謝謝啦,古古。我也覺得拉斐爾和達芬奇都比不上我。
古古:哦!您這不是在嫉妒吧?
米開朗基羅:哼哼!
古古:您覺得藝術和婚姻對您來說哪個更重要?
米開朗基羅:天下還有比這更蠢的問題嗎?藝術是我的生命。
古古:哇!您真有激情啊!
米開朗基羅:現在你知道了吧?我根本就沒有時間去談戀愛、結婚、生孩子。
古古:唉!您這樣哪會有女人喜歡您呀。
米開朗基羅:我對女人毫無興趣。
古古:我明白了。
米開朗基羅:你在說什么?
古古:難怪您終生未娶呢。