Wrong Number
A rich man is away on a business trip and phones home. The maid answers and he asks if he can speak to his wife.一士兵
“ She’s upstairs having sex with her lover,” the undiplomatic home-help replies.
“Right, says the man,” go upstairs. Take my shotgun and shoot them both.”
The maid leaves, and the man hears two loud shots, then the maid returns.
“ What shall I do with the bodies?” she asks.” Take them out the back,” the man says. “And dump them in the swinning pool.”
“ What swimming pool?” the maid asks.
“ That is 849 9698, isn’t it?” asks the amn.
號碼錯了
一個富翁在外出差給家里掛了個電話，要同妻子講話。女仆告訴他其妻正與情人在床上盡享魚水之歡。“那好吧”，富翁說，“你去拿我的手槍把他們倆全給我斃了。”不一會兒，就聽到兩聲槍響，女仆又回過頭來請求那么尸體怎樣處置。“
富翁答：“拖到后花園的游泳池里。”
“哪個游泳池？”女仆問道。
富翁忙問：“人的號碼難道不是否499698嗎？”
