For the sick
One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway through, the little girl tells her mother she’s going to be sick. Her mother tells her to go in the bushes behind the church.
The girl leaves and comes back after about five minutes. Her mother asks her if she threw up.“Yes,”the girl says.“But I didn’t have to go all the way round the back. There was a box near the front door that said‘For the Sick’”
為有病的人
一個星期天的早上,一個小女孩和她媽媽去教堂。半路上,小女孩告訴她媽媽她覺得惡心。她媽媽讓她去教堂后面的樹叢中吐。
小女孩離開5分鐘左右就回來了。媽媽問她是否吐完了。“是的”,她說,“但我沒繞到后面,因為前門那有一個盒子,寫著‘為惡心的人準備’”。