When To Dynamite The Bridge?
A civil engineer stepped onto the broken-down porch of a dilapidated shack high in the hills. A mountaineer wife sat on the porch, resting comfortably. The engineer tipped his hat.
“How do you do, madam.” He began, “I just came here to tell you we’re going to dynamite that wooden bridge. So when you here a loud explosion, don’t worry about it.”
The hill-billy woman nodded. “What time are you going to dtynamite the bridge?”
“Tomorrow morning at eight.’ Replied the engineer.
“Can’t you make it six o’clock? Then I won’t hav eto set the alarm clock for my husband!” She drawled.
什么時候炸橋？
A 一位土木工程工程師師踏上位于高高的山上的一座簡陋木屋的破門郎廊。一個山民的老婆在門廊上舒舒服服地坐著休息。工程師輕觸帽沿。
“你好，夫人，”他開始說道，“我來這就是為了告訴你，我們要炸掉那座木橋。所以聽到爆炸聲時加緊害怕。“
女人點點頭。“你們打算什么時候炸橋？“”明早八點，“工程師回答。
“能不能六點？那樣我就不用為我的丈夫上鬧鐘了，“她慢吞吞地說。
