Live To be 130
An attorney died and went to heaven.As he approahed the pearly gates, he noticed an orchestra playing and thousands of angels cheering. St. peter himself rushed over to shake the lawyer’s hand.
“This is quite a reception,” marveled the new arrival.
“You’re very special,” St. Peter explained. “We’ve never had anyone live to be 130 before.”
The attorney was puzzled. “But I’m only 65.” St.Peter thought for a moment.
“Oh, he said.” We must have added up your billing hours.”
活到130歲
一位律師死后上了天堂，當(dāng)他到達(dá)珍珠門(mén)時(shí)，他注意到一支樂(lè)隊(duì)在演奏，成千上萬(wàn)的天使在吹呼。圣彼得沖過(guò)來(lái)握著他的手。
“歡迎儀式太隆重了。”新來(lái)的人驚訝地說(shuō)。
“你十分特別，‘圣彼得解釋說(shuō)，”我們以前從來(lái)沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)活到130歲的人。“
律師困惑極了：“可我只有65歲。“圣彼得想了一會(huì)兒。
“哦，“他說(shuō)‘我們一定是按你的賬單上的小時(shí)計(jì)算的。”
